An Alleged Riddle

Quick, what has 24 legs and nowhere to put them?
Give up yet?

Through the years, we’ve accumulated a whole grip of new Stern legs (30.5″), mostly when customers traded them in for powder-coated versions. But our leg box exploded last week. Literally. It could take no more. So we need to get rid of some of these things.
They’re all in NICE shape (if you don’t want to take our word for it, just ask the tape), and only $50 for a set. Come and get them!